February 2012
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I'm convinced
that I have some sort of dark other side to me that wants me to tell my roommate to shut the fuck up when she’s talking on the phone at 12am. Or to slap the kid that asked a dumbass question. Or reply to everything with an insult. I swear sometimes the stuff that comes out of my mouth isn’t even from me.
I almost can’t believe that I can have a straight conversation with my...
iwearafeznow:
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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Warning: Spam ahead.
I’m reblogging a bunch of shit from that ‘chicktips’ tumblr. I agree with so much of it.
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Take it from Ryan Higa,
self pity is unattractive.
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
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Next year,
I will have a single roommate. If not, then I won’t dorm at all. I can’t deal with couples and their bullshit. I would rather commute 5-6 hours a day than deal with this.
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This may seem un-sensitive but,
I wish these kids were stronger than this. I always see these stories about kids committing suicide because bullying. I don’t understand why they kill themselves. You can’t let other people get to you. They say “bullying takes another child’s life.” No, that child took his or her own life. These are like 13 year old kids who think that life isn’t gonna get any...
